But the Sizzle must go on...
Plus: Jeffrey Epstein did not like what he saw when he Googled himself
Plus: A rebuttal to the dead internet theory
Plus: I did not know this happens when you take a photo in FaceTime
Plus: forget solar — what about powering your house using disposable vapes
Plus: It seems like a Redditor can track secret US at-sea missile strikes
Plus: OK which one of you was on the phone for five and a half days
Plus: A rigorous approach to understanding 50 Cent today
Plus: Turns out Microsoft was LYING to your face about this button
Teens are leaving social media platforms for... old public radio episodes?
