Plus: Who down detects the down detector?
Plus: Introducing the Meta Ray-Ban 'glasshole' detector
Plus: This homemade kiddie synth is TOOOOO CUTEEEEE
But the Sizzle must go on...
Plus: Jeffrey Epstein did not like what he saw when he Googled himself
Plus: A rebuttal to the dead internet theory
Plus: I did not know this happens when you take a photo in FaceTime
Plus: forget solar — what about powering your house using disposable vapes
Plus: It seems like a Redditor can track secret US at-sea missile strikes
Plus: OK which one of you was on the phone for five and a half days
