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Canva wants to eat Microsoft and Google, fetish game pulled and Aussie Clearview AI founder ousted
Plus: another AI company turns out to secretly be powered by people in developing countries

Issue 2311 - Friday 11 April 2025
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The News
Canva is racing to eat Microsoft and Google, before AI eats it
Canva is evolving from the ‘whip up an Instagram graphic’ app into an all-consuming office suite SaaS company as it positions itself to go public (AFR, $). At the Australian company’s US product release conference, Canva dropped spreadsheet and chart-making tools as part of its Visual Suite 2.0 (SmartCompany), as well as jamming AI into everything as is industry standard. Canva also reported that its annual recurring revenue is up to nearly $5 billion, too, as it waits for the right time to go public. Much like every other office SaaS company, Canva’s growth strategy has been to expand its features and functions to eat into Microsoft, Google and Adobe’s offerings — and it’s been working tremendously well for the Aussie company so far. But, as the fellas at the Aussie biz/tech podcast Down Round (Linktr.ee) pointed out recently, ChatGPT (with its image generating ability) and other AI-first products are a looming threat to replace Canva — so they’d better get that IPO quick smart.
Here’s the full keynote if you’re interested in having a watch!
Unsavory fetish game pulled in Australia, then globally
A game depicting the player raping his family members has been pulled from Steam in Australia, and subsequently the world (SMH, $). After a backlash, the game No Mercy — described as a “choice-driven, adult visual novel with a huge focus on blackmail and male domination” — was taken off Steam in Australia because it was unclassified by our Classification Board. The game’s studio voluntarily took it off Steam not long afterward, and called on critics to be “a bit more open about human fetishes that don’t harm anyone” (Cyber News). Steam is famous for its laissez-faire moderation that allows just about any game as long as it isn’t illegal.
I’ll be honest, I’m a bit conflicted. I fundamentally believe that people can engage in fantasy entertainment without real life risk — for example, I don’t think violent video games make violent people — and I think it’s weird that video games get treated differently to other formats like movies. But am I aggrieved that No Mercy was removed after public opposition? I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
Facial recognition company Clearview AI Aussie founder ousted as it pivots to Trump
The Australian co-founder of the so-controversial-that-feels-lacking-to-call-them-controversial facial recognition software company Clearview AI has been ousted (Forbes). Hoan Ton-That has been removed from the board after stepping down as CEO in December and as president last month. The remaining CEO, Hal Lambert, is a major Republican fundraiser who has said he wants to use Clearview AI to “take down these lefties” and to use the software to prove an election fraud conspiracy theory, according to a bombshell report that also came out this week (Mother Jones). The context to all of this is that Clearview AI, which was built on billions of photos scraped from the internet, is being used by the new Trump administration in nefarious ways. (About a year ago, I reported for Crikey that the company is still collecting Australians’ photos, too)
Leftovers
AustralianSuper to speed up MFA rollout (Information Age)
Australia's eSafety Commissioner announces a "thorough evaluation" of the effects of the teen social media ban set to come into effect in December. Stanford University's Social Media Lab will be the "lead academic partner", alongside Aus and international academics. (me on Bluesky)
ACMA’s quarterly Telco complaints-handling performance (ACMA)
Australian-designed weapon trialled by Israel's military ahead of potential purchase (ABC News)
Bluesky’s latest update adds chat reactions and an Explore page, similar to X (TechCrunch)
You'll have to wait until April 24 to know if Motorola was brave enough to make a wooden Razr (Engadget)
Google Pixel 9a vs Pixel 9: which should you buy? (The Shortcut)
5 ways to use Gemini Live with camera and screen sharing (Google)
In Secret Meeting, China Acknowledged Role in U.S. Infrastructure Hacks (WSJ, $)
Hundreds of Video Game Workers Join New Union as Trump Attacks Labor Rights (WIRED, $)
Waymo readies autonomous cars for first international tests in Japan (The Verge)
The 2025 AI Index Report (Stanford)
AI is set to drive surging electricity demand from data centres while offering the potential to transform how the energy sector works (International Energy Agency)
Behind the scenes, Siri's failed iOS 18 upgrade was a decade-long managerial car crash (Apple Insider)
After Bluetooth, China wants to replace HDMI connectors with a faster, more powerful port that could even support 16K (TechRadar)
Illegal Casinos, Sports Books Reap Most Online US Gaming Revenue (Bloomberg, $)
Oh, Also
Oh look! Another AI company turns out to secretly be powered by people in developing countries
The founder of an AI company that promised to use the technology to let people buy from ecommerce sites with a single click has been charged with fraud because, well, it wasn’t AI doing it (TechCrunch). The company, Nate, had raised US$50 million for its technology which actually turned out to be using “hundreds of contractors, or “purchasing assistants,” in a call center located in the Philippines to manually complete purchases” (Department of Justice). It’s just mechanical turks all the way down…
Bargains
Electrical & Electronics
XuanPad Mini Projector 1080P Native (4k Supported) - $128 at HWHL Direct Amazon AU
Anbernic RG 406H Retro Handheld (Purple) - $217 at Anbernic Official Store
Garmin Lily 2 Metallic Lilac with Lilac Silicone Band - $314 at Amazon AU
Tineco iFLOOR 5 Cordless Wet Dry Vacuum Cleaner - $319 at Tineco AU via Amazon AU
Ring Stick Up Cam Battery White 3-Pack and $150 in store credit (Auto Club Membership Required) - $399 at Supercheap Auto
TCL 75" C655 4K QLED Google TV (2024) [NSW, ACT, VIC, QLD] - $999 at Bing Lee
Computing
Ubiquiti UniFi Gateway Lite Router (UXG-LITE) - $69 at MSY / Umart
Samsung Galaxy Tab S9 FE 5G 128GB Grey - $473 at Optus
LG UltraGear™ 49 Inch 240hz Curved Gaming Monitor with 1ms, FreeSync™ Premium Pro, and HDR1000v (Pre Order) - $1399 at LG
LG UltraGear 45" OLED Dual-Mode 5K2K Gaming Monitor (Pre Order) - $2440 at LG Au
Mobile
Optus 365-Day Prepaid SIM 260GB Data - $199 at Woolworths
Samsung Galaxy A Series ($1+ Trade-in Required) at Samsung Education Store
Samsung Galaxy A36 5G 128GB for $338
Samsung Galaxy A56 5G 128GB for $458
The End
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